[Because it really is something small. Because it's embarrassing. Because he was apparently so damn THICK that he couldn't figure it out after hundreds of years.

And now here Ekke is, doing whatever he's doing with those chains and he's down to his very last nerve and--]

Fine! You want to know that badly?! I'll get right to the point!

Why the heck didn't you tell me all these years about your crush?!