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Kimmuriel Oblodra ([personal profile] psionicmolotov) wrote in [community profile] datadiving2023-09-10 12:46 pm

THESE ILLITHIDS ARE NOT MY FRIENDS AND I DO NOT LIKE THEM

[ Container for Baldur's Gate 3 nonsense here ]
acheat: (A moment of thought)

[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-10 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Who knew how long Jarlaxle had actually been free of his pod. Seconds? Minutes? Impossible to tell really, the only obvious thing was that the pod across from Kimmuriel was very, very empty, with naught another soul in sight. The loneliness was not to last however.

Mere moments after Kimmuriel ceased to beat against the membrane, as if he were summoned there he was. Hatless, patchless, missing multiple baubles and looking just as irate as one might imagine he'd be left in this state. Two sharp raps against the membrane were given to grab the other drow's attention, an effort to snap him out of the melt down Kimmuriel had begun to find himself in.
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Lean back, mind your fingers.

[He'd already grasped how to undo the locks on this, though it was a mite bit harder than idle latches and pins to undo. Once assured he wouldn't be catching Kimmuriel's head, hair nor fingers in any mechanism, he slipped away and out of sight again, just to the left.

And with a disquietingly organic and sticky sounding pop, the lid of the pod loosened and then slid out of the way.
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acheat: (It takes a thief)

[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[He didn't tumble out, which was good enough for Jarlaxle. Not that he wouldn't have caught the other male before his face made an arrangement with the floor, of course. But it was a good sign that he had enough sense in his head and strength in his body to keep him upright... Considering what was currently occupying the meat between Kimmuriel's ears now. Between both their ears.]

More than I'd care to and sadly, that's fortunate for both of us. I've not much time to explain presently.

[Presently. He's every intention of having plenty of time later, they're not going to die in here. No matter how jelly-legged Kimmuriel might be, they didn't have the luxury to sit and rest for long.]

I'll alight upon the essentials as we move.

... And collect my stolen things.

[HAT. PATCH. JEWLERY. He's been robbed by illithids and he's not going to stand for this. In the very short amount of time these squidmen had left, he was going to make sure they regretted this. Jarlaxle reached down to offer his hand to Kimmuriel, uncharacteristically grim faced.]

Come, quickly. We make for the helm.
acheat: (Excuse you)

[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-10 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[None, not a shred of it to be found in this moment. And without the patch that steady thrum of deep, cold distress would be horribly obvious. Just a never ending buzz of persistent anxiety that even now wasn't allowed to make it to the drow's face.

Even though the comment about his things brought forth a dry, humorless laugh, it did nothing to stem the flow of consternation.
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They did indeed, and I intend to repay them in kind. They've no love of my things, but I'm sure I can still find some use for theirs.

[Off he went, once he was sure that Kimmuriel would be able to follow on his own strength. He wouldn't have hesitated to simply lift and carry him had it been necessary, he wasn't about to leave without everything he arrived with and the other male was no exception to this.

And, unfortunately, as he promised, he spoke as he walked, kicking open a cartilaginous chest as he scoured the desk right beside it.
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I will state this simply, and I will rely upon you to keep your wits about you as I say it. There is nothing we can do of it presently until we reach land anyway: we have been infected.

[We. Not simply himself, nor just Kimmuriel, the both of them had unwelcome guests floating about in their skulls.]

We were both picked up, you after myself. One of us not without some trouble either.

[There was an ominous trail of befouled blood about the door beside them, bits of pulped brain matter still quivering and stuck to the floor.]
acheat: (Fire at will)

[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-10 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[If there was anyone who might be able to weather being told they were infected with an illithid tadpole, it would undoubtedly be Kimmuriel, and while it wasn't a surprise to see the other male take the news without panic, it was a welcome relief nevertheless. He'd no suspicions that the other drow secretly desired this fate, after all while the psionicist was eccentric in his own way (as were most of his men), he wasn't actually mad. It was simply how the other male was, and presently it was a small but necessary boon.

He took the offered items from Kimmuriel, his eye patch, a few amulets and his bag of holding, with a soft noise of approval, quickly donning that which was his and of course, immediately stowing all that was not within the bag. Mercifully, that had still been tightly shut, he wouldn't have to worry about digging around the rest of this ship looking for an endless number of bits and baubles. Hopefully, the cold logic of an illithid would serve him well here. After all, what was the sense in scattering a bunch of related objects across the entirety of the ship when it made more sense and took less energy than to simply store them all within a single room? Not that he'd any intention of leaving any other caches and prizes untouched here.
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That a weakness should later become a strength. At any other time it would have been humorous.

[And he did so wish he could find something to laugh about here, but nothing managed to spark even a grim amount of comedy in the moment.]

They'll not be using either of us in any way, if I'm to have any say in it.

[And he will, even if all it meant was ensuring the only two living bodies leaving this ship would be himself and Kimmuriel. Once satisfied that he'd found everything this side of the room had to offer, he started on the next, methodical and careful. Kimmuriel would be allowed to remain at the doorframe for the time being, a telltale rustle of cloth betraying the retrieval of the hat and the cloak.]

I believe there isn't much else this room has to offer us.

[He stood, fixing the hat in place and flinging the cloak about his shoulders.]

Let us see if any of our hosts still linger in the next room... They already had their slippery hands full with but one of us. Lets see how well they fare against the force of two. How do you feel, Kimmuriel?

[Steady? Healthy? Angry? Eager to see some more gray matter on the floor?]
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[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The old saying, a bit of a gambler's prayer really, is just about enough to draw a bit of a smile from him in spite of it all. Whether it be sardonic or real was anyone's guess, though if nothing else the gleam in his eye suggested Jarlaxle saw some comedy in it.]

I'll admit, I look forward to seeing how this apparent snake-eyes might work in my favor.

[It definitely didn't look fortuitous at the moment, but who was to say what the future might bring? Focusing on that alone would have to do to keep his spirits up presently, more could be thought up once they were off this blasted ship.

He'd not ask Kimmuriel to even try a sweep, he didn't have to be a talented psionicist to have an idea of how terrible a plan that would be. On a ship full of mindflayers attuned to every other mind aboard? No, being blind was actually better, for if both of them were unaware of what was in the next room, so too were the occupants. Any measure of surprise was good enough right now, and besides, the damaged ship worked well enough to sway even that in their favor.

Kimmuriel's answer did well enough to cause that thinner, grimmer smile to grow, turning from questionably bitter to sharp and vicious. Just the answer he wanted to hear, actually. Whether or not he could feel his companion's anger, he knew him well enough to be more than aware of its obvious presence here.
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Then that would make the two of us.

[The door slid open, and Kimmuriel's vicious greeting was precisely what Jarlaxle was hoping to see from the psionicist. Fighting fair against an Illithid? No thanks, not if he could help it. The poor, squidfaced bastard didn't have to worry about fending off the enraged drow's attack for long, illithid logic ensured that before Kimmuriel had even opened the door. All his items neatly packed inside the same room? They may as well have not even bothered.

Quick as a flash the brigand was beside the beset mindflayer, and quicker still were the drow's blades. It, and any Intellect Devourer within immediate slashing distance, would soon be spilling its blood across the ship's uncomfortably fleshy floor, Jarlaxle for once not bothering much with flair nor showmanship. No time for that, and the present targets would be able to appreciate the show anyway. Illithids.
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We've not the time to play unfortunately, we'll have to rely on gravity to do most of the dirty work. We keep moving until we find the helm or a suitable point of escape.

...But should any other of our guests attempt to detain us, it'd be rude not to entertain a few death wishes.

[Gotta go FAST but... not too fast.]
acheat: (It takes a thief)

[personal profile] acheat 2023-09-26 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pondering upon the whys and whats could wait for later, Jarlaxle certainly spent no time pondering it now. Oh surely it would rise to the forefront of his mind once he had his feet on solid ground again and the threat of being brutally killed by Mindflayers or, as he could see now, actual demons.

The name of the realm came to mind mere seconds before Kimmuriel said it, as the fireblasted hellscape revealed itself through a hole in the ships side. His mouth pressed into a thin line, this handily scuppered any of his more clever ideas didn't it? Now, no matter what waited for them at the helm, they'd be forced to find some way to deal with it. No special little tricks out of this mess.
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Shortly, just ahead.

[This ship was heading back to the Material Plane whether it's occupants liked it or not. Past the hole and towards the fleshy, tightly constricted doors, the wet, organic material loudly shlopped open for the pair...

Only to reveal it's occupants tightly locked in conflict. A demon, an illithid, multiple hellish beasts at the ready to tear the tentacled helmsman apart...
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... Oh good, they're all occupied.

[What, fight all of them? No, this is Avernus, his head has a tadpole in it and the ship is crashing. Corpses were easier to loot than living, angry combatants anyway.]

The controls are just ahead... Though they'll do us little good if neither of us know what to do with them.