stellartraitor: (and is it getting easy not to care)
Sirius ([personal profile] stellartraitor) wrote in [community profile] datadiving2023-10-29 11:48 am

fun with bomberman lore(tm)

[ Catchall for whatever this hybrid universe is where me and Sora smash our headcanons together like barbie dolls, and really isnt that what RP is all about ]
kungfubomber: (irritated)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-02 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
So...I don't suppose you'd care to explain why you went for destruction before diplomacy? [It's not really like Bomberman is surprised that a demon would do such a thing, but...

I ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.]


...you look pretty "here" to me.

[Tʜɪs ɪs ᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ. I ᴡᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ. Bᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ I ғᴇʟᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ Lɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏ I ᴄᴀᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ I ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ Lɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡᴀs ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇxɪsᴛ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜs I ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟᴇʀs ᴏғ Eᴅᴇɴᴀɪ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ Lɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏʀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴɢᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪɴɢs.

So the researchers didn't have the protection of Light elemental power in dealing regularly with a demon. Not an unexpected thing to learn, but still, it was something. There was a nonzero chance that the repeated exposure, even with the defensive sigils, would have...

— wait w h a t]




What are you talking about?

[Oғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ, ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴏ̨ᴜɪʀʏ.

Bel's six hundred and nine hells, I need more coffee for this.

He refrains extremely hard from sighing loudly in exasperation, toning it down to a deep exhale through his nose. Regardless of what Dantalefor just said about "speaking serving a more ideal purpose", it's entirely possible Bomberman might already be on thin ice with him due to blasting apart one of his demonic drones, never mind his flippant tone so far. Probably best to not to push things. Especially when there are some big Answers to be had.]


Yes, I know. But what do you mean about the "winged one"?

[Hᴀᴠᴇ I ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ? Oʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ, ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs? Iᴛ ɪs ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ. Bᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, Nʜᴀᴠʀᴏɪ, ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴡᴇʟʟᴇʀ ᴏғ Eᴅᴇɴᴀɪ.

A flummoxed Bomberman glances in Sirius' direction over the remains of Dantalefor's body.]


Uh. Do you know what this guy is talking about?

[Said completely normally, no weird vox effects added. Though, perhaps, with a touch of accusation under the disbelief.]
kungfubomber: (confused)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? You don't...you don't hear Dantalefor speaking?

[that's not what Sirius said, sweetheart]
kungfubomber: (WTF?!)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-02 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Bomberman has no idea what he can say to that. Oddly, it's Dantalefor that saves him.

I ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ, ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ Cʜᴀᴏs. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴᴏ̨ᴜɪʀɪᴇs ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ.

Oops. A hushed whisper to Sirius:]


I'll explain later.

[Addressing Dantalefor, his own voice returning to nigh-unintelligibility:]

Um, sorry. I was just confused.

[Yᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ. There is a pause then, and Bomberman gets the sense that Dantalefor would drawing himself up to height and locking gazes with him if his body capable at the moment. Iɴ ᴀɴʏ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ, sᴘᴇᴀᴋ: ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ Nᴀᴍʟᴜʜᴇʀɪᴍ?]

What?]
I...I don't know who that is. [Yet it also doesn't sound unfamiliar...

Hᴏᴡ ɪs sʜᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ? Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ, sʜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ I, ʏᴇᴛ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀғᴀʀ. Uɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ, sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ʙᴇsɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʀᴜsᴛ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴘᴀɪʀᴇᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

And it clicks into place.]


— you mean Lilith?!

[Iᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ. Hᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, I ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ. Rᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇss, ᴀɴ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ɪs ʀᴇᴏ̨ᴜɪʀᴇᴅ.

Is...is this guy seriously here just to be an overprotective dad?! No, surely this was some exotic demonic dynamic he didn't understand, something with no real equivalent among (most?) mortals. How am I supposed to answer this without pissing him off?!

...

......

................

................................................

Bomberman sighs in defeat.]


She's...a friend. I care about her a lot, but, uh, I think she's got someone else who's "associating closely" with her.

[Iɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ. Dɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴏғ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴀɴɢᴇʟ Aʟᴇᴋsᴏʀɪᴀɴ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ. I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏ̨ᴜᴀʀʀᴇʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs. Pᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ?

Before Bomberman can fully grapple with the batshit idea that his ex-crush's demonic dad might be trying to play matchmaker, Dantalefor's body spasms then, as if shot with something. He brandishes the Ice Bomb still in his hand.]


Don't. Move.

[Rᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴ. I ᴀᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛʀɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ I ᴀᴍ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛᴏ Cʜᴀɪʙʜᴀsʜᴛɪʀᴀ.]
kungfubomber: (pouty)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-02 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Speaking quickly:]

He claims [slight emphasis here] to be "retrieving" this piece of himself.

[In other words, without this link to the mortal realm, Dantalefor will no longer be able to communicate with Bomberman. So Bomberman hurriedly continues:]

Wait, before you go, can you...would you mind explaining to me what you were doing here in the first place?

[Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏs? I ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ Eᴅᴇɴᴀɪ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs. Iɴ ᴀᴄᴄᴏʀᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ Aɴɢᴇʟ's Dᴇᴄʀᴇᴇ, I ғᴜʟғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍs.]

Why did the people here call you, though? What exactly did they need you for?

[Tʜᴇ ᴀssɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ.]

But for what?

[There: a sense of slight exasperation from Dantalefor, a shrug with no accompanying body movement whatsoever.

Tʜɪs I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛ. I ᴀᴍ ᴜɴᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴᴇᴅ. Then his tone shifts again, sounding...sly. Dᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ? Lᴇᴛ ᴜs sᴇᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴀᴄᴛ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴍᴇ.

Bomberman waves his hands in polite declination (and possibly a touch of panic).]


Er — no, that's fine! I'm, uh, good. Think I can figure it out myself, actually. No offense or anything.

[Wʜᴀᴛ ᴏғғᴇɴsᴇ? Nᴏ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ; ɴᴏ ᴀsᴘᴇʀsɪᴏɴs ᴄᴀsᴛ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴍʏ ғᴜʟғɪʟʟᴍᴇɴᴛ. Oɴʟʏ, ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇsɪʀᴇ: I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ Nᴀᴍʟᴜʜᴇʀɪᴍ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ Aʟᴇᴋsᴏʀɪᴀɴ's sᴘᴀᴡɴ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sʜᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴄᴏɴsᴇᴏ̨ᴜᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʀᴀɴᴋ ʀᴀɪsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴜsʟʏ.

If Bomberman has to be honest, he almost prefers Sthertoth's megalomaniacal raving and threats of universe-wide mass murder to whatever this is.]


That...wouldn't be a transaction if I did, would it?

[The impression of a sigh. Tʀᴜʟʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Bʜᴀʀ'ᴀᴛʜᴀ ᴜɪ Sᴀʜɪʀᴀᴋᴀᴇɴᴀʏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜᴡʜɪʟᴇ. Pᴇʀʜᴀᴘs I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴀᴄᴛ, ᴍʏsᴇʟғ, ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs.

Dantalefor's body (and its severed parts) seize up again, congealing into a blob of ichor and cursed flesh. Lines of fire-bright sigils stripe across its form like chains, one by one. And in similarly quick succession, each line of sigils dissolves into little scarlet-tinged motes. The blob begins to violently pulse and distort, as if something were fighting to escape from within.

Bomberman activates his thrusters to send himself backwards, Ice Bomb still in hand. He knows for sure now (as if it weren't already apparent) that he doesn't want to get on Dantalefor's bad side. But if he has to put the demon on ice so that he and Sirius don't get iced...

Nʜᴀᴠʀᴏɪ ᴜɪ Aᴇɴᴀʏ'ʙʜᴀʀ, ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ Cʜᴀᴏs...I ᴀɴᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

And the blob cleanly contracts into nothingness.]
kungfubomber: (sad)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's Bomberman's turn to be silent, reeling as he is from the astounding, unbelievable encounter comprising the past several minutes. Some might have found the transition from Sirius to be abrupt or callous, but he's grateful for the return to business-as-usual (and it was what he was going to do anyway). He's more than happy to let Sirius take the lead this time. The technical patter is soothing, in its way, and upon Sirius' comment about the hard drives, Bomberman goes off to do as he suggested. It's nice not to think for a bit.

(If his brain weren't fried from dealing with Dantalefor, he might dwell more on the fact that this was how things used to be, once upon a time.)

When Sirius calls attention to the laser cutter, he pauses what he's doing and drifts over to inspect. He murmurs:]


It looks similar to sigils that used to be on the elevator doors. Before Dantalefor broke out, I mean. No idea what they were for.

[He sounds a little dazed still.]
kungfubomber: (serious)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Also lost in his work, Bomberman takes a moment to pull together something coherent to say.]

Dantalefor didn't know why the researchers summoned him here, other than that they wanted his power for something. Didn't seem particularly concerned about it, either. Guess no one was asking too many questions as long as both sides got what they wanted out of the deal.

[Yes. Extremely disturbing content. :|]
kungfubomber: (irritated)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-03 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to wrap my head around what the hell just happened.

[Bomberman's not specifically denying the not-accusation, though.]

He also offered to..."transact" with me if I wanted to learn the truth, but I turned him down. Figured it would probably be in the reports from the computer lab.

[He hopes this now off-the-rails mission doesn't get dire enough for him to have even the barest of reasons to seek out Dantalefor again.

(Bel's hells, he can't even text Lilith now without feeling like it's going to get him tangled up in something with the demon. This is what he's most pissed about, honestly.)]
kungfubomber: (pouty)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Later there will be time for Sirius to be an annoying older not-brother to Bomberman about his failed romantic prospects. Assuming nothing else happens to make these two divorce a second time. Right now there's just Bomberman wondering how long this full explanation might take.]

Well, Dantalefor mentioned offhand that the researchers here didn't have anyone with elemental Light powers. [Beat.] But...apparently you do.

[And Bomberman can sense the Light in Sirius now that Dantalefor is out of the picture and not muddling things up with either his demonic aura or his nosiness about his daughter's love life. It definitely hadn't been there before, not back when the two first met and not back when they reunited for this cursed mission. Sirius' Light seems to retain its characteristic prickliness (at least from Bomberman's viewpoint), but softer-edged and warmer than what Bomberman has experienced pulling on the element in its purest form. He could make some guesses as to why that might be, based on the bits of celestial knowledge he picked up in going up against the BHB Army, but really the primary question at hand is still what the actual fuck?]
kungfubomber: (irritated)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-04 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
[would sure be nice for interruptions to stop happening while Bomberman's still trying to process Plot Developments, r u d e]

...soooo bad news, or worse news?

[The snarky bomber we all know and love from like one game.]
kungfubomber: (confused)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-04 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel's hells.

[Bomberman would agree it could definitely be worse...but this is still one of the worst things he's ever seen and he's seen Sthertoth up close. Maybe it's just that one can expect and accept that the Demon of the Dark would be an unholy abomination; maybe it's the fact that there's a decent chance that some of these victims were just innocents caught up in things (and someone like Shiro can have sympathy for even the wrongdoers). In any case, thank the Ancestrals for the vacuum of space and Bomberman's protective suit for rendering any lingering stench of copper and rot a complete non-issue.

He floats over and pauses by the R&D doorframe to survey the scene. Aside from the charitably-termed "mess," there are carved, sigil-marked pieces of umbriolite floating in the nonexistent gravity amidst faint clouds of white powder. Part of the floor beneath the mass of bodies shows some sort of design marked out in faded paint. Bomberman's no occultist — regardless of any knowledge handed over to him by a halfling friend — but he's seen enough horror movies to make a basic guess about the situation.

A trinity of tones sounds in Bomberman's skull. The vertigo-like feeling of crossed vision about his very existence strikes him again. In fleeting flashes, he sees the logic of how the glyph was supposed to direct Dantalefor's power, sees the moment that the logic failed the researchers, sees how the reservoir of power they were drawing on burned itself completely out after...]


Um. I'm. Going to finish stripping the processing area, first. I'll be back.

[There's a potentially-recognizable crackling to the edges of Bomberman's words that (probably) can't be attributed to any bandwidth or frequency limitations on their comms. He is fully intelligible this time, however.]
kungfubomber: (pouty)

[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean?

[Back to the computer he'd been trying to pry open. Unlike Sirius, Bomberman has been working considerably slower in digging out hard drives, given that this is not something he usually does and he lacks specialized tools. All he has at hand are small screwdrivers for emergency repairs for his suit. Thankfully they do come in enough variety that he's been able to dismantle whatever he manages to get to.]
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[personal profile] kungfubomber 2023-11-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Bomberman frowns (not that Sirius can see it).]

I didn't hear anything like that...

[He thinks back to his conversation with Dantalefor. Certainly the demon had some...oddities to his speech, even outside of his strange syntax, but for his own part, nothing that he could remember.]

Is it gone now?

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